Bobs Classic Car Rumblings and Pandemics
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DownUnder Murmurs
After Wally and Crew had thrown in the
towel. Morton said we found an old newspaper
with Front Page Mail on the first page mate and
then an amazin thing happened, Wally received
a call from the Front Page Mail guy in town with
some brain washin news. Flamin heck boys.
He advised that he had a cheque payable to them
from persons unknown, it was for an amount of
US$14,753.50 and could they come in to collect it.
Of course this was for commissions from signups at
Front Page Mail by persons unknown. And do you
know these people were never never heard from again mate.
An that’s the blinkin truth.
Well bottle them blowflies boys.
Could they come and collect (Well ride my donkey
sideways across the Simpson Desert), Wally was simply lost
for words. (first time ever mate) nah just jokin.
The only clue Mick and the boys got was that the
cheque was from the 8foot high strange people
who lived in the 6 mile waterhole and the
notation read (would you please fix up that
bloody rough cane toad road Asap).
And don’t send anyone out here lookin for us or else, and
Wally and the boys crossed their hearts and spat
to die.
No mate, flaming heck. Well pickle my grandmother.
So after the cheque was cashed and drinks all round
at the Walk About Creek Hotel Mick and Wally from
Never Never Safaris presented a roll of twenties to
Old Barney the grader driver to go and
grade Cane Toad Road.
Old Barney was so impressed that he danced on
the counters for an hour or so, did some
croc death rolls, fell onto the floor and had
to be resusicated with a stubby that a bloke
called Phil had lost.
A loud yippee was heard at the pub that night.
Yowells. Yahoo (name taken by a search engine)
Yiondos, Whackos and a few others mate.
Bloody hell there are hundreds of em.
So ends the mythical Bunyip story and how they got
the road graded. Sidenote- Never Never Safaris never
ever went down Cane Toad Road again. No siree mate.
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Flaming heck mate don't wait around, go get em now
before they get trampled by a mad buffalo.
Here he comes snorting and kickin - beat him to it mate
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Bob The Keyword King Welcome
Flaming heck boys, just shake the witchetty
grubs off that Coolibah Tree and look out for
them flyin possums..
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